Jimfats

Informative.

My number one pet peeve

kevinweeks:

is when people don’t chew with their mouthes closed. End of story.

FUCK YES.

May I add “sniffling” to the list at #2?

Holly J. is my queen. Ryan Gaffney is just jealous that he will never be this beautiful, graceful, and making-out-with-Sav…-ish. But aren’t we all.
I WANT TO PULL A GENDER-BENDING ADAM TORRES AND BECOME HOLLY J. SINCLAIR.

Holly J. is my queen. Ryan Gaffney is just jealous that he will never be this beautiful, graceful, and making-out-with-Sav…-ish. But aren’t we all.

I WANT TO PULL A GENDER-BENDING ADAM TORRES AND BECOME HOLLY J. SINCLAIR.

I’ll never be able to sleep again.

Directed to me by my brother, Billy.
leosoup:

Artie, the strongest man in the world FTW.

Directed to me by my brother, Billy.

leosoup:

Artie, the strongest man in the world FTW.

I MUST HAS.
frodesigns:

Deluxe Lost Season 6 Package
As part of the final week of ABC’s Lost, I will be selling all 7 signed and numbered prints( which sell for $20 -$25 each), along with 2 new original prints for the two remaining episodes, as well as 1 exclusive 17 by 33 inch print that can only be purchased as part of this set. Total price is only $100, using the art of division  that’s $10 each!
All prints are signed and numbered limited editions and only 42 of each are printed. Which means I can only set aside 6 full sets!
I WILL BE GIVING AWAY ONE FULL SET COMPLETELY FREE TO SOMEONE ON TUMBLR (picked at random) , ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO ENTER IS RE-BLOG THIS POST!
Winner will be chosen and notified on  May 23rd, and prints will be shipped next week. To preorder your set of prints CLICK HERE

I MUST HAS.

frodesigns:

Deluxe Lost Season 6 Package

As part of the final week of ABC’s Lost, I will be selling all 7 signed and numbered prints( which sell for $20 -$25 each), along with 2 new original prints for the two remaining episodes, as well as 1 exclusive 17 by 33 inch print that can only be purchased as part of this set. Total price is only $100, using the art of division  that’s $10 each!

All prints are signed and numbered limited editions and only 42 of each are printed. Which means I can only set aside 6 full sets!

I WILL BE GIVING AWAY ONE FULL SET COMPLETELY FREE TO SOMEONE ON TUMBLR (picked at random) , ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO ENTER IS RE-BLOG THIS POST!

Winner will be chosen and notified on  May 23rd, and prints will be shipped next week. To preorder your set of prints CLICK HERE

Completely Factual Profiles of the Supreme Court Justices: Antonin Scalia

Antonin Scalia (1965-????)

In his two-and-a-half decades on the Supreme Court, Justice Scalia has earned a reputation as the Court’s most controversial member due to his unpopularly conservative judicial ideology, his aggressive and sassy opinions, and, most importantly, his super sexy, orgasmic, boner-inducing body. Antonin Scalia has it all: seductively sagging jowls; neck fat that rebeliously flaps over the back of his shirt; a hairline receding suggestively like a woman gradually lifting up her skirt; a giant, hairy gut that looks like it’s about to pop with oozing sex; moobs. No wonder Justice Scalia is the object of so many great men’s desires and affections.

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When I was about 7 years old, my brother and sister thought it would be fun to get Barbies and demonstrate for me what sex was. Because of Barbie and Ken’s lack of genitalia; however, I was still unclear on the details. All that their attempt to corrupt me left me with was a watered-down…

Yay this is my favorite story! Glad you turned it into a post. But trust me, you are pretty fucked-up. You take the “stuff” in “smoochin’ and stuff” a little too liberally.

How did you get this "ask me anything" section on your page! I want one! I misses you.

Click on customize, and go to community. And I misses you too, Gollum! Less than a week until you’re back, right?